DISQUS

Webb · 8 months ago

a gigantic flying dog...a la Nevereding Story.

LMAO, you're showing your age Jack.

baratunde · 8 months ago

there is no shame in making references to The Neverending Story. There IS shame in being able to make references to all THREE movies, which I can, because I've seen them all. That fact alone probably makes me gayer than any support for equal rights ever could

Noelani · 8 months ago

Haha, that was one of my favorite films as a kid!! I have the DVD around here somewhere. My kids never took a liking to it.

About the topic at hand ... *rolls eyes*

And folks say I'm crazy.

Webb · 8 months ago

There were Three movies??? Who knew? LoL, I never thought the movie was "gay." The only thing that I remember is that last scene with the boy riding the gigantic flying dog...oh, maybe it was gay.

TruthSeeker · 8 months ago

I hate poetry,
....and All names have been disguised to avoid embarrassing anyone:


I like nicely shaped heads!
I like bald heads.
Jack Turner, can I convince you to shave yours?

I want to slowly lick a single, melting scoop of Breyer's All Natural Vanilla ice cream from your smooth crown..using it as an upturned bowl....
..while you sit bound, naked and shivering.
an embarrassing oral fixation

Then I will kiss you...releasing a small hot breath...first, my cold lips... then the heat of the kiss sending a shiver down to your toes.

Your smooth, warm head makes me want to tell you a secret.
I move my lips - warm now - to your ear, as the cold leaves your body...and whisper my secret.
Then, I make YOU tell ME a secret!

But...alas.
They no longer make Breyer's All Natural....
Just the disgraceful Double Churned..whipped full of air.

...But!
If they ever start making Breyer's All Natural again.
And, if you ever shave your beautifully shaped head...
I'm coming to find you.

Ladyvenoms · 8 months ago

What in the coming of the rapture hell is this shit?

Miranda · 8 months ago

ROFLMAO

CraigHickman · 8 months ago

I have to say that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time.

Miranda · 8 months ago

OMG...I thought it was just me....that was hilarious!! I was expecting a pitch to sale me a prayer cloth at the end there for $19.95 + S&H....ya know..to "pray away dem gays"

lamh32 · 8 months ago

Leave it to Youtube.

Seriously guys, check this one out!

A Storm Is Gathering - Fake People Tell Fake Stories About The Threat Of Gay Marriage: The remix

TruthSeeker · 8 months ago

I don't get it....

Are they saying banning gays will create an influx of de-gayed men for heterosexual, obese women?

texascowgirl · 8 months ago

LOL!

EdnaMae · 8 months ago

For the life of me I don't get what the big deal is about two loving people who want to marry, its not as if it has anything to with mine as it doesn't. Love knows no sexuality. And, this is one of the best reasons of all to keep "faith" out of government.

But, the sad thing of all, this will be THE ISSUE in 2010 and 2012 and the GOP is going to use it like gang busters.

thefriendraiser · 8 months ago

this is the main reason why organized religion sucks...they take one part of the bible and run with it.

TruthSeeker · 8 months ago

The WHOLE bible stinks.

texascowgirl · 8 months ago

These people are losing thier edge. This is the worst fear mongering I have seen in a long time. There is nothing scary about this ad because it's too funny. It's just so Glen Beckian I can't take it seriously. What will become of the Reichwing if they can't scare people anymore.

khrish · 8 months ago

You know these people in America are just a bunch of nuts. I wonder when we will ever be able to become the nation that the world used to believe we are. Tea parties, and inviting stupid people to believe that who someone chooses to marry will affect your marriage. You got to be truly foolish to accept these things. Remember when it would ruin the nation if interracial marriage was allowed. My Lord, how much more ignorant can people get....don't answer because I am beginning to see that there is no end. Unless your mate is gay and is waiting for this ruling so that he/she can divorce you and marry the gay lover is the only way your marriage can be affect. ergo, this being the case your marriage is already in trouble and you should be happy to know the truth. These Americans are just truly sick or just need something to protest. Get a life! Help a child, plant a tree but for goodness sake stay out of other people's lives.

khrish · 8 months ago

Hey guys there is a great article at the link below that is just one of the things added to what needs to be said. :http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/10/notes041009.DTL&nl=fix check it out.

Plantsmantx · 8 months ago

Thanks, that IS a great article. He put into words what I feel when I see those BP commercials, and the commercials where the woman in the black pantsuit minces around the set, telling us that we'll always need oil.

khrish · 8 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it, I certainly did.